yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
I just saw Sharon Stone's cootch in high def. I think I'll stay gay.
too bad you can't see the clap by looking at her face.
she is a standing ovation.
She agreed that we could have sex whenever I wanted and I could let someone else meet my mom.
Maybe I should forgo underwear.
This is a family BBQ no?
Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
There are flashing lights and a man dressed as Santa with a bullhorn in my cul de sac.
I'm not sure if this is awesome or scary.
in my defense, he kept drinking all of my water.
he had diabetes and you told him to stop being a pansy!
I just accidentally hit share on pornhub... Probably the scariest moment of my life
I have a fannypack full of condoms and acid. Let's get weird.
Do you think county jail has a Groupon?
All three of us got laid last night. This is what is commonly referred to as the Trifuckta.
COKE WAS NOT ON THE ITINERARY FOR TONIGHT.
I had to cum in my sink.
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