i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
awkward like he asked me out for a "rest of the summer make out buddy" thing and I kind of had a female testicle retreat moment
Acid is not a monday night drug
You leave a trail of fuck everywhere you go
last night we were having sex and i didn't care if i got off. i was just holding up my hand behind his head so i could look at my new ring. i think he knew.
Just threw the poptarts. Sgits boutta go Down. 1 liter of wine
The least you could do is send me some gibberish so I know you're alive.
Fuhga
Thank you.
I just tried to roll over and fell off the bed. I think that is the beds way of kicking me out
I think weed is turning my hair brown
As I came the Sportcenter app played that "dah nuh nuh" chime. Top ten life highlight?
we are eating waffles in the pillow fort. Still think you're too straight for a threesome?
I'll be right over.
You literally just told me you're ditching me because of pizza. PIZZA? Wow.
I wonder how horrible I look to customers. There's cuts all over my face and I can't talk.
What are the cuts from? Head-butting the bathroom light fixture?
Honestly that's best case scenario.
Last night we proved the theory that "harder" is the worst rough sex safe-word ever.
Randomize
