I wish I could punch you in the face.
I've decided that life's journeys are more fun when your moral compass hangs in front of you and swings with each step
I just let someone steal something bc they were so fucking weird and wouldn't leave me alone
I'm constantly one strobe light away from an E flashback
I just had a dream where Bob Saget recognized me from when I hung out with him in a dream I had months ago.
the night ended with taco bell and tears
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
You know it's been a successful day when the only reason you put on a bra was to take off your shirt
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
Glow Paint looked great for the Black Light Party last night, Tonight having a glow in the dark Pizza on my arm, not so much.
He seems like a super lonely dude. I bet if I gave him a picture of my tits he wouldn't make me turn in this paper.
Oh great. I guess I'm second on that list now that we've confirmed she's not a lesbian AND that was her sister.
Testing the emergency boobs hotline
I'm eating pizza in the bathtub
I came over to get dick...not to watch you vacuum....at 2 AM
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