So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
Stop staring at my boobs, I can't concentrate
Well how do you think I feel
fair enough
he pulled a hernia and i had to get the morning after pill. you tell me how our valentines day went.
Wise words from the guy who drunkenly chipped his teeth on the sidewalk
Crosswalk actually
So did u puke in his bathroom or all over his Olympic medals? Please say medals...
he may be homeless but his dick however is not... anymore.
He spent $1100 at a strip club. If I had that kind of disposable income, I'd make a cocaine sandcastle.
Ohh I see how it works, eat pussy and I get Reese's pieces.
You left me alone with nothing but donuts and my thoughts.
I'll just tell you, some how when we were having sex on Friday my collarbone got fractured.
Here when you come to your senses come back here and I'll fuck you back out of them.
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
I dunno what to tell you sport. Short of having a shock collar on, you're gonna wanna hook up with people.
Im so unlucky if I fell in a barrel of dicks, I'd come our sucking my thumb
Randomize
