I'm so glad you managed to take a picture of your foreskin before you broke my camera.
if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
three words: i give head
three words: not that well
I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
I have no idea. After the fireworks it all went to shit. Do you know why I woke up with a road sign?
Now have a vodka water and get your shit together
I think being an adult is being able to say no to free shots...I need to work on that.
That one dude should feel honored if he were to get herpes from you. Fuck that Guy. He is a herpe.
We are not in a rock band. We can't continue living like this.
The EMT told me when I left the ER "I'd like to take off your pants again and inspect your package. Just not during a medical emergency..." We're hooking up tonight.
Points for getting a hot hook up after getting a shard of glass in your thigh. Almost makes it worth it.
He stopped me in the middle of a blow job to call his grandma for her birthday.
At least he has family values.
All I need is $1,500, a beach ready body, a bigger dick & this will be the best spring break ever.
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
WHO CARES HE GIVES YOU TOE CURLING ORGASMS AND SAYS YOU HAVE KISSABLE SKIN AND RUNWAY MODEL HAIR....WHILE INTOXICATED WITH HIS BEST FRIEND. AND THEN HE SENDS YOU CUTE SELFIES OF THEM!!!!!!! WTF MORE DO YOU WANT FROM LIFE!!! DIE HAPPY ALREADY LADY!!!
I woke up to a gigantic ft-long tootsie roll and a note by drunk me with the words "you're welcome"
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