btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
I think I breastfed the cat at some point during the night, at least that's what my nipples are saying
Just spent 3 hours on the Mcdonalds website. I don't know what to do with myself now that college is over.
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
I actually didn't mind her sub-par blowjob skills.. It took me back to a time when skipping class was noticed, and my liver didn't look like a worn out shoe
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
he fucked me to the beat of the construction going on outside my house. i will never look at jackhammers the same ever again.
I just can't even fathom the crazy and I work at a mental hospital.
Also, my aunt grabbed my phone and downloaded the scriptures. Apparently I need Jesus.
He keeps asking the karaoke guy to play let it go from frozen so he can sing it in a falsetto
He tried to get me to go back to his place on the condition that he has 6 cats. I was very tempted but I said no. Hoping to go see the cats tomorrow
I haven't even lived here for 24 hours yet, and I've already banged someone. My new hoe life is off to a great start.
I was looking at your nipple and it made me think of you
Well I hope so...
someone is getting fuckign RAWDOGGED on this campus as we speak and it makes me FURIOUS
Oral sex and brunch. The perfect sunday morning.
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