More dangerous that a broken heart and a shotgun.
Those balls look pretty dangerous.
ofcourse shes the first one pregnant. wasnt she the one who asked the middle school health teacher how many calories are in sperm?
There really should be an "avoid ghetto" option on my GPS.
The guy in front of me in Sociology is definitely working on my farm in farmville. Never met him before. Do I thank him?
seeing an 80 year old woman puke in the bushes changes everything...
that's spring break in florida for ya
all i know is that each time we woke up we were at a different chinese restaurant. help.
If a young child walked up to you and grabbed your penis, you'd feel violated too.
No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
buying new sheets for when my mom visits. I can't in good conscious let her use the ones from last night
I spiked my fruit smoothie. Taking bikini season diet to a whole new level
I woke up in nothing but a shower cap and your sparkling coke straw snorter thing inbetween my toes. Explain.
Standing in a circle of girls fistpumping to the word "hospital" while taking shots.... I don't see this ending well, but its fucking fun.
Taking a shit on the side of the road is not how I imagined this morning would start.
Apparently i disappeared and no one found me until the morning , but i have fifty missed calls
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