So I'm playing pool in my cowboy boots and some guy came up looks at my boots and goes, "you should've got the boots with the fur"
When I stretch out her lips her vagina looks like a dolphin...this birthmark is awesome
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
It's all sex hats and vagina bandages with you isn't it?
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
Me. blonde. Sex. Dance floor.
I'm in Starbucks carrying the boxes wine and the hubcap. So many judging looks.
You're not stopping till I see you on the ground trying to hold on to shit
also please imagine me hopping a fence at 3am using two chairs. It was a shit show. K's guy practically ripped her off the top of the fence bc she got semi stuck. It was like watching Disney on Bud Ice.
You opened the door to your apartment and shrieked "THE CHAIR IS GONE!" then punted a bag of votive candles
are you fucking roseanne barr in there?
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
Just wanted to share my unfortunate vagina news in the hopes that it would make your vagina feel better about itself.
Banged a girl last night wearing nothing but my Team USA Olympic jersey. I think it's safe to say that nut was for America.
So I justmade it back home and was greeted to a squirrel in my dorm... Last time I let my friends rent it out for a party.
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