I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
We can't all go after the girl with the low self-esteem
Wednesdays are like the thursdays of tuesdays... Drink time
Fuck you. how could you leave me passed out hangin out my truck window when you knew it was starting to rain?
I woke up in your car in the McDonalds parking lot. What the hell happened to 'no man left behind'?
i yelled at him for a little and we ended up fucking in a random tennis court.
Also, putting laundry hampers on my head and pretending I'm an astronaut is a good way to get caught in every door frame in the house.
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
it's finals week and we've been blasting country porch drinkin since 10AM. there's been like 4 tweets about hearin us on the other side of campus
you told me your favorite colors were "pink" "no pants" and "Mexican food"
I threw up in a pringles can. how do you think my night went.
I woke up to half of the whiskey bottle gone, and apparently I showered in my clothes. Pretty good start to SB2015 I'd say?
Oh honey. I will not JUST be drunk. I will be spring break drunk. Spectacularly hammered. It will be glorious for all watching and embarrassing for anyone that has to drag me to bed.
you were huddled over the toilet, throwing up, and every few seconds you'd look up and say "this is such a waste of vodka" then put your head back down and start puking again
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