trying to fathom saturday night and the fact that Rainn Wilson now hates me. my brain hurts.
dude. i was so high. i watched shrek in russian.
keep it on the DL tho cause i dont want it getting out and it coming off like i kidnapped her or something
i really wish i had a remote for my computer. its all the way on my bed while im across the hall puking my brains out to enya. not cool.
Had to have a serious talk with my liver and remind it that it is my birthday weekend and there are three more nights like last night ahead of us
I want to hold her baby but I'm afraid I'll give it a contact buzz
As I climbed in the bathroom window from the room I noticed both him rommates staring and talking about me in the hall...
Dude, she gave me a handski that literally felt like she was starting a lawn mower...
She told me she's dating him because his apartment is a block from Taco Bell. I don't know how she's not fat.
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
If the river was whiskey, it would be the best river ever.
She said I had a really great aura. Which I think is hippie code for "I bet you can give me a mind melting orgasm"
kick those bitches in the teeth and tell them mama came to party
I swear we were drugged last night
We had a 130$ tab bitch. We drugged ourselves.
Never let the horse trainer ride you, always ride the horse trainer. I have huge bruises on my thighs from his hip bones. That's how hard he rode me
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