I don't usually arrange sex via text message
I haven't been laid since Bush was president.
i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
Oh. My. God. Best non-relationship, he-might-be-cheating-on-his-boyfriend-but-I-can't-tell-because-of-the-language-barrier sex EVER!
Look dude, you cant keep blaming everything on the new years party. Its february...
you just stood there spinning and got mad if anyone tried to stop you
well i fell out of the hot tub and tumbled down the hill and kicked a plant in the process.
He ate me out on the balcony. My asian neighbors cats are judging me...ALL 3 OF THEM!!
don't say the first was when I crawled under into the dressing room
We were fucking while the tv was on, and one of those animal cruelty commercials came on. We then switched over and started doing it doggy style. It was then that I realized that I'm going to hell.
I wiped my ass with some girl's sock, I would honestly admit if I hate Caitlin's sandwich.
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
Verdict: uncircumcised.
Mom just walked in on a bj. IT'S WHATEVER.
Actually I really wish that I was drinking so I could ask him for breakup sex and then later blame it on my alcoholic tendencies. Maybe tomorrow instead.
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