umm..so Dad's wearing a thong, I don't know what to do
put a dollar in it?
If this place produced love children they would be born wearing Lilly Pullitzer with raging coke addictions.
Dude, I just went to take a piss and looked at my ballsack... Underneath was labled "L" and "R"
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
I had to take the fire extinguisher from him. He was just sitting on the floor petting it.
I gurantee you I'll be the only one dressed as a giraffe.
Is everything ok? Last time I missed your call you were being arrested.
Ohhh. Its been awhile. Vending machine hotel condoms are $15 here who can afford to not get herpes?
lost her for two hours. she was banging a russian guy in her car in the parking lot. he told her she was majestic.
I better not get a vid of you penile helicoptering
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
I'm pretty sure "good advice you would give to a freshman for achieving success" isn't constituted by introducing them to your addy dealer...
it is my civic duty to ensure the success of our youth.
don't worry, i'm not mad. i'm just angry. and furious. and about to set your ass on fire.
My plan to hit on all your friends went to shit after the 3rd dirty martini.
this poor kid thinks hes going to have his first time with both of us
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