Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
His stupid grin looks like he's mid-ejaculation
Thats about the time I should have known you would run around naked and try to make out with my sleeping mother
I want you to know that after i type the word "your" vagina is next on my predictive tex
I got a chicken sandwich and a frosty out of her. Better then having sex
the sex was "jacking off to playboy" bad.
He was singing Will Smith Just the Two of Us to his burrito. That high.
He's got a pretty small dick but he's a total sweetheart. I'm gonna buy a new dildo and just deal with it.
woke up with the bag of wine duct taped to my shoulder.
Okay wait let me power puke and then we can go dancing
Are you around on Saturday? Feeling a trip over
Wet with either fear or sexual excitement
I think a mixture of both is appropriate
Medically speaking as your gynecologist and your girlfriend, that is not a rash.
And we're breaking up
I'd just like to formally thank you for the size of your dick. The gods must really love you.
So basically he is jobless, a potential serial killer, and has poor taste in music? We simply don't have time for that.
Do you wanna do something, or just stare at each other and fantasize about death like we usually do
Randomize
