It smells like Drakkar Noir and desperation out here.
That's why you should quit smoking.
all i remember is you climbed in a garbage can and said you were trashed
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
I found out his name. Apparently we sat in the shower together and flooded the bathroom.
My arms are hairy. And so Is my left leg. Just my left leg, the right is smooth.
He's hot though. It's not like he JUST got out of prison. That was like months ago
Nothing is worse than post drunken playoff baseball loss sex
Drunk and alone at a magic show is what my life has become without you
Yeah..I guess you know your hair looks like shit when TSA asks to inspect it
His balls are like really small, like dog sized balls. It was a weird discovery. Ever done a guy with dog sized balls?
OK BUT WHO THE FUCK FORGTS A LIVE CHICKEN IN MY HOUSE
Come here I'm naked
And I want mozzarella sticks
You're like the Miss Manners of anonymous gay sex.
WEED BROWNIES! He put weed in my brownie mix! And he got it from YYYYOOOOUUUU!
Look at the bright side mom. After 20 years dad is still capable of surprising you!
Shut up Max.
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
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