i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
my ex gf has sooo many hot friends... i feel like im at a grocery store when on her fb... just shopping around.
He was telling me how the song fireflies makes him feel like he can talk to animals
win or lose for butler, i'm still masturbating to brad stevens tonight
If Bret Micheals dies..will VH1 have to go off the air?
we turned his baptism video into a drinking game
Also, I just saw a woman change into her stripper outfit in the bathroom at Target.
I have bruises covered in glitter and someone just asked me if I realized I'm bleeding from both ears. This is awkward.
who am I kidding I don't have any dignity. Plus we're not doing a porno, we're just doing random things naked
Our whole friendship has just been time foreshadowing my dick in your mouth.
You left me with no money to have random Chicago sex. The least you can do is pick me up an egg mcmuffin on your walk of shame back to the hotel.
Send me the video of myself under the polar bear skin. It's important.
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
Welcome to the difference between being FWBs (remember how we used to see who could get more lap dances a night?) and being in a relationship. Fun, huh?
orgy was averted by karaoke, thank god
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