doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
just had an encounter with drunk people from out of state at dairy queen. they wanted to stay till march to see the high school play.
At what point did you think the cops were actually coming to hang out with us
You cant hold me accountable for my actions when im high.
I make your heart skip a beat like that pivotal moment when you open a public toilet lid
Because you stood over the Ice luge screaming STONE COLD and poured beer on everyone
Brownies hit. And just found beer. And the bill cosby show is on. And its in spanish.
No worries I have vodka. Its always on time
wait did i hook up with someone in mcdonalds last night?
U touched your head and and said "oh look blood" and then looked at me and touched my face... And said war paint
Kid got so high from the brownies he forgot his own name. Welcome to college.
I snuck out three pillows from the hotel i was rolling so hard. They are like little clouds. I regret nothing.
Please remind me next time not to call the ex who cheated on me to cry about the ex who forgave me for putting him in prison. It would be much appreciated.
I know he works a lot but c'mon man. I 69'd you the first week we boned. Put a little effort in. Fuck.
Come by so you can take a pregnancy test with me. It's like my monthly ritual!
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