So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
tolerance is too high. going on a liquor strike. ghandi style.
She sucked my dick when I had a concussion. It was the coolest feeling ever but the doctor said it was a bad idea. He's obviously gay.
I'll be there in 5 min. If not, read this again.
According to the bell hop, we stumbled in about 4 and then cannon balled into the pool.
I gotta bail on the cookout tonight. Im at the er getting stitches. Re-enacting porno went horribly wrong.
The problem with never associating with your roommate is that you never know if they're dead in their room with the door closed or just gone for the weekend...I sprayed some febreeze just in case.
Those were the days I had no morals... Dark times.
Shall we take a trip back?
i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
Soooo fucked this chick last night! While fucking she started talking into the fan on the side of my bed. Does that count as sex with a robot
I'm upset for all the future generations who can't drunkenly get cheesy bread
WHERE THE FUCK AM I? AND WHO PUT DUCK TAPE ON MY NIPPLES! MY NIPPLES!!!!!!
Wait til you see what we did to Dave. Hairy bastard will never be the same
He's smoked my weed, stolen my cigarettes, and used my campus cash, but I try to initiate sex and NOWWW he's all "As your RA, that's a line I can't cross"
may or may not have snorted a line of tums... wtf.
Put my boyfriend in a chastity cage while he was passed out last night. Now I control his orgasms.
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