and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
I just hemmed my dress for halloween, never felt more like a man
If there was a creeper hall of fame you and me would be the first two inductees
I have beard burns on my inner thighs. I'd say last night went pretty well.
Thats the worst face I've ever seen you make an I've seen you throw up in your own hair.
My pussy is making all kinds of justifications that my mind would have no patience for if it was still in charge
PROFESSOR JUST TOOK A SHOT WITH US BEFORE CLASS. WELCOME TO THE LAST DAY OF FINALS.
This is what we do on Thursday nights. Spray tans, blunts and drawing pictures of cats.
words I never want to hear dad say again: "Trevor you sexy man you"
I say "glasses of whiskey" like I didn't chug it out of the bottle
NO MAKING MOLDS OF ANYONES GENITALS
Fine. Suck all the fun out of life.
I'll pass on that plan. The lack of my penis in new vaginas is no where on the itinerary.
Then he said,"I love you like a sister I like to have sex with."
How are you feeling this morning?
Well, I just found day old puke in my bra, so I've been better.
I forgot wine drunk hurts
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