if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
his balls ACTUALLY tasted like nuts
You are forgiven. I sent you a picture of a pumpkin man as a gesture of reconciliation.
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
Saw someone get laid in the bathroom no one was wearing shoes and I had a parrot on my shoulder...I never want to leave this bar
no. 1 rule of bromania: no females
how are things with the new girl?
good, we have nothing in common but she likes being choked
She had caution tape on her head and she blew me.
Dude. Get me out of here. I'm surrounded by glitter-faced 40 year olds in halter tops. The desperation here is so thick you can taste it.
Pretty sure that's a used tampon hanging from the tree outside my window.
I saw this news story about two naked Satanists being arrested so I thought I should ask if you need bail money or pants
If a marine in My bed is not considered a valid excuse for missing class then I don't want to live in America anymore
Just saw the bridesmaid use her new sister in law as a stripper pole
Your next boyfriend should be from MENSA...you're so smart, it's intimidating as fuck. My penis retracted in fear.
your marriage is hazardous to my nightlife
yea, mine too.
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