Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
Im doing kagels to the beat of Christmas music... "Jingle Bells" is hard. Try it.
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
I've ID'd the nipple biter.
I really wasn't that bad. I thought I was pretty tame.
When Anthony passed out you poured vodka on his face
You can drink as much as you want but it's not gunna make her forehead any smaller
I was hoping it might at least fix her teeth
I woke up with a piece of pizza duct taped too my hand and a paragraph written on my chest. Good night is say
He told me that his favorite part about me is hearing my voice while we fuck. I think that was the nicest thing he has EVER said to me.
I'm wearing a cape at the laundromat. I really can't say shit
I'm just wondering how Jon managed to get vomit ON THE CEILING?
Look, you're talking to the wrong girl here. Tacos>dick always and forever
so my dads pretending to use the snow blower and theres absolutley no snow one the ground.... someone should really lock our liqour cabinet
idk he wanted to trade sex for a triple order of hashbrowns
AND YOU SAID NO?????????
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
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