im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
His fingers had 12 years of piano lessons behind them. my ex has been put to shame by a finger
Do you remember that time on the drunk bus when I kept thanking the bus driver for serving our country?
Helped an old lady on crutches throw away her mcdonalds, carried her stuff to the car and helped her get in...most productive cinco de mayo hands down
Dude. Remember the only two rules I set for that? Always have a sober friend and don't do drugs with a fat chick.
In other news, shitting yourself is not an acceptable way to start a Thursday.
I misunderstood what a furry was. Come pick me up.
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
Yeah I fingered her in the crowd and the dj saw it and gave me props over the speakers. I got so many high fives.
Just made a jeopardy bj game. Every question has 10-50 seconds on it and if he's right that's how many he gets.
Dude if her licking my face hammered isn't love I don't really want to know what love is.
Thats Poetry
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
She woke up next me in bed and told me to stop driving so fast.
She looked up and said "I like this." I asked "what do you like?" she said "penis."
As your boyfriend, I'm gonna congratulate you on winning that fist fight. But as a cop, I have to tell you to not do that again.
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