When I asked if she spit or swallow she replied "I never learned how to spit"
I do regret it. But I can't unfuck her
noooo, I woke up on his pack porch and the SUN WAS RISING. I saw red lights everywhere and heard sirens so I just ran for my life.
there's sperm and chicken noodle soup everywhere
Kid sitting next to me smells like he slept in a dutch oven full of farts. Going to die.
Guess what happened to me today at work?
I have chlamydia. What happened.
Oh lets talk about your news first. Mine is happy so it should go second.
your love of good penises attached to ugly faces is disgusting and slightly disturbing.
I feel like i'm walking on a never-ending field of baby sheep.
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
It happened to me once. But i washed off in a duck pond and walked home naked.
No fair. I need a fuck buddy to entertain me till the power comes back on
Do you know how fucking great a bath bomb is when you're high?
I just had all of the sex. All of it.
He held my hair while I gave him a blow job. Now that's teamwork.
Im about to get an ultrasound of my balls. I hate waiting. Its the worst.
Randomize
