areee we human. . .oorrr areee we dancerssssss?!
you srsly need to quit going to that bar
This fat girl in front of me just got on the bus to go 2 blocks. Do you think she ever wonders why shes fat?
Dude, I just saw a sixteen year old girl in a catholic school uniform buying a pregnancy test... With a coupon!
Def drinking wine from a 4 liter jug at 11 am. If i call you in 20 years talking about 12 steps, please trace is back to this moment.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
He came to my house drunk at two a.m., got in the hot tub, refused to get out until he smoked a blunt, and said "That's what brothers and sisters are for."
STOP LICKING HIS MUSTACHE
A conundrum I think only you would understand: how to classily post "I need a ride to the liquor store" on one's Facebook wall?
I have been drunk every time I've gone to mexico. I do not remember mexico.
New discovery: your vibrator works on my balls. Technology is wonderful I love the future
I don't know how guys can take themselves seriously when they see themselves naked
Yeah plus that night got so disgusting it's basically a repressed memory anyway
I'm just wondering how Jon managed to get vomit ON THE CEILING?
she has no right to get mad at us for drinking during the wedding. she's the one that chose the bridesmaid dresses with pockets.
tonight...tonight im having sex in honor of you
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