the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
I am about to be in my happy place. (the shower with a 6 pack)
Europeans suck. I just gave him head and somehow i am the one paying for the coffee
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
i'm not accepting baked goods from anyone for awhile. especially after the stalker pie.
How dare she call you insensitive. Should have told her about the time you let that girl in the wheelchair wearing the sombrero blow you.
God damn him and his understanding ways and little hip muscle things.
UPDATE: WE WILL BE HITTING THE BATMAN PINATA WITH A SWORD
Im on the side of I-10 covered in sweat, cookie dough, hollandaise sauce, onion gravy, and ground beef wondering how my life I ended up here
she pretty much pinned my hand to her boob "on accident" for like 10 seconds before she moved. Waiting the rest of the night was just a formality.
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
He called my vagina his wife... how is that NOT creepy?!
Hiding in a kitchen with no pants orange juice abs a pillow...please joun
I haye tequella
Pretty sure that I just proved those labels that say "non-flammable" wrong. totally unrelated, We just made your futon fly with a shitload of fireworks
the yoga instructor with the "dirt" and "roots" tattoos is seriously mother nature. i get my period after ever session i have with her. i'm trippin' balls over it.
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