He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
I saw her while sober, and she is definately cut off from the penis ride
Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
I'm not inviting you over anymore if my cat keeps ending up in the freezer...
just had to re-breakup with her. it was like shooting a dead horse that was crying and talking.
WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
I'm missing some hair, but it's cool. Breadsticks are done.
If you die first, I'm going to sleep with a pallbearer at your funeral.
eating chex mix on the couch when he walks in naked and asks how he looks. are you shitting me.
It'd probably just be a lot of profanity and hyperventilation and deteriorating into tears anyways
so just a regular conversation then
Holy sore nipples Batman
Will keep you updated on the sexual orientation of my new guy
Sexiest use of a semi colon this week, congratulations.
Dude I just clenched/unclenched my hindquarters while looking in the mirror I have fucking talent
I've realized that my life is a cycle of high that is only broken by sobering up at work, which only happens because I can't smoke more
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