I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
i just bought weed at the top of a mountain, best decision of our lives to go to school in colorado.
When I look at old family photos I know how jessica simpson feels when she watches dukes of hazzard
were lost, were cold and we don't know what to do with the stray cat we found.
I lost my keys but found four buffalo wings in my pockets
He called me at two in the morning to tell me he was throwing the tiny Thor hammer at moving vehicles. Apparently he missed the guy on the motorcycle.
I'm convinced that the Christmas lights in my room contributed to the great sex.
Girl behind me in line at cvs was getting impatient then outta nowhere blew up shouting that if she didn't get her plan b soon she might be a mom abd that if we couldn't tell she'd be a terrible mom
No it was fine, I've just never seen that many people eat dog food
did you just send me my own nude
Whiskey and tits go great with anything. Especially fire.
So I just got motorboated by my grandma…
He passed away peacefully doing what he loved to do best. Eating a pound of vodka gummy worms and failing at sex and the city trivia.
i woke up face planted on your ottoman..thanks for letting me sleepover
it will be a surprise...all I can say is stripper clown.
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