I just caught Brandon licking the fake chocolate on a smores ornament
My roommate still talks on AIM. What is this middle school?
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
he came on my stomach and it was 1000 degrees in his car. i smelled awesome.
Someone tried to flush pizza down the toilet. Well, at least tried to
The only thing that made me get out of bed this morning was knowing that tonight, I don't plan on remembering what happened today
Apparently I told the girl smoking was terrible for her, and then requested it in my mouth.
It's a given that you're going to get peed on at a country concert
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
hes fine. but he did fall asleep while tebowing and started snoring
I thought it was improvement but then i realized sex isn't an emotion and I hate everyone
Did I call him? He cried after taking my bra off. You tell me.
You know you had a good night when your wearing you best friends pants to work the next day
WTF I can't even get a boyfriend here and you're getting nudes from across the country
PLEASE LET MY BIRD FUCK YOUR BIRD
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