brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
How long do you think herpes can live on chapstick?
If I pass out leave the food near me so i can wake up to it
I'm gonna vom. In the dentist chair. Who makes a dentist appt for July fucking 5th.
I want to spend time with you, and by time, I mean real time. Not your dick in my mouth time.
When were having sex he was mumbling some guys name. If he wasn't as hot as he is I'd be concerned.
then she said she was half-a-virgin and that she would appreciate it if i would finish what her old booty call started
I just spent 30 minutes cleaning out my coleman grill. Did you really have to have grilled yogurt?
Just got super judged by a walmart cashier for buying diet pills and candy in the same transaction. Like she has her life figured out.
I'm stuck on the dance floor between two fat people. I don't think they feel my existence. Please help.
The bartender seems to not like the DD's anymore. I'm sad
YOU CAN'T GET A TATTOO BECAUSE OF KPOP FANFICTION. THAT'S NOT HOW LIFE WORKS
I've just had my first cup of coffee in a month and I moaned at the first drink and honestly I think this is the most sexual expreiance in 6 months
I'm constantly crying, and now I start crying every time I masturbate which is a fun development.
Being an adult is fun. You can experience a break up, then go fuck someone else in the woods.
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