But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
did you mean anything you said last night? i just wnna know
no
Surefire way to sober up: discover that your car is being towed at 2 am.
she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
It's okay. My lingerie drawer is skanky enough for the two of us. Even across borders.
I think, at this point, getting pissed and declaring my love via reality TV would be an improvement
Lets just say...I plan on being a bigger shitshow than Miley Cyrus at the VMA'S
I think I passed out drunk at my own jewelry party
She's takin more dicks this month than I have in my life by the sounds of it
Nothing says "sober up, you whore" quite like an early morning PAP smear.
My nipples are raw, I've yet to go to bed, I feel like death, and I'm at work. Thank you jack, crown, and Lafayette!
You got drunk, made toast, and declared yourself a domestic goddess.
He’s like Batman if Batman went down on me and gave me multiple toe curling orgasms. He left without saying a word before I pulled the pillow off my face
Find out if he’s shared his techniques with a friend and set me up with him. You know I’ve always had a thing for Robin!!!!
Thanks for loaning me your shower and panties. My hubby is awesome, but I shouldn’t go home commando, smelling like lube and sperm again
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