David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
i just heard the ice cream truck outside while mid-masturbation. i stopped and considered running outside to buy one.
turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
I may or may not have puked in my RA's suggestion box.
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
Just beat my spinning in office chair record. Almost puked. Totally worth it.
can your parents tell?
i just had a cookie in one hand and a phone in the other and tried to eat my phone...they know
Well, I just watched him puke into his pitcher at the bar, I doubt he cares about anything other than the fact that he needs a new beer.
Would you wanna look up as you cum and for a split-second see your dad?
In other news, I apparently ate my retainers while rolling last night.
Don't forget Giraffe in your car! If we show up in the same outfit without animal heads we're just gonna look weird.
You said this was your mistake shot and then vomited on the tv. Never forget.
Me and you. The most fucked up people on the planet drinking together. Hell yeah
So apparently being drunk at work isn't allowed.. who knew?
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
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