Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
history professor just told us he has magic fingers. i'm going for it.
Wanna go watch Transformers and scream "AMERICA!"? I need a no thought activity
I'm not gonna lie; I was dosed with mushrooms and am eating pickles with a guy in all white. It's weird, but I'm down. Help.
Well you wanna do it now or later? I've had three shots and I'm listening to journey by myself. Emotionally there is no better prime time than right now.
He passed out again after sex. I've hidden all his clothes. There's no way he is sneaking out in the morning this time!
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
i am willing to donate my body to this science experiment when it means free blowjobs
I fell asleep after the worst sex of my life and now I'm snowed in with him. SEND HELP. CALL FEMA. GET ME OUT OF HERE.
In related news, I couldn't want to blow you more if your dick made harmonica noises.
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
What was the point of renting a $600 trolley if no one even remembers going to the first bar?
I woke up with a thorn in my belly button. A THORN!
I was gonna make a strong case for you to be my midnight kiss, but poptarts sound good too
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