BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
I've only been here for an hour and I've already made 6 babies cry.
Happy Birthday
Are you sighing at your phone and judging me right now?
The TA leading my study session just said "now get outta here. I need to get drunk before class"
Ugh I can't even look at alcohol this weekend, my body needs to heal.
I was grossed out that all their candles smelled like vagina and then I remembered where my fingers had been.
I also point out to everyone that she looks like DJ's gf on Roseanne.
I swear going to your house is like going to a strip club, no matter what happens I get glitter on me.
If I win the lottery I'm going to hire someone to skywrite "FUCKTARD" over his house. That much anger.
Well, she yelled at the stripper that she couldn't lick whipped cream off his nipples because she is lactose intolerant.
I have the liquor shits and this time, it's personal.
I'm constantly crying, and now I start crying every time I masturbate which is a fun development.
Any idea why my ass cheeks are bruised again?
The fact that theyre bruised AGAIN means you're not adult enough to know why.
God I love dating single dads. They've got their shit at least a little bit together and there's always snacks after sex. #nakedfruitrollups
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
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