He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
So. Did i wake up at 430, try to drive home, stop to throw up at a shell, and try to clean out my car and drop my keys in a full dumpster? Yes.
would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
the australian girl literally just drank an entire pitcher of beer in about twenty seconds. i want to go to there.
I'm not sober enough to be having a conversation about a rap she wrote in Spanish about public safety
Rubbed one out while on hold to buy tickets to Disneyland. Feel simultaneously like a freak and strangely productive.
Just threw up in nordstroms while shopping for moms bday with dad. He distracted workers for me. No more tequila
If you didn't damage your room so much from fucking so hard we would have got more of our security deposit back
I resent that
I don't even know if I LIKE sober sex any more.
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
Since the world is still here you can go ahead and disregard those pictures I sent
I'm not sorry for loving America more than everyone else
But I am still fully ok with my life choices as long as the consequences aren't onesies and pacifiers
Well... This is my last night at the resort. So far, the only thing that has been in my vagina is sand.
Yeah bc that's when u should take a Molly. At a house party with everyone from ur hometown
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