so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
Sorry about all the noise last night. We were trying to break bottles by kicking soccer balls at them. If it's any consolation, there's shattered glass and blood all over my kitchen.
You're just mad at the fact that I want to be a car alarm.
he was gone before i woke up. left a pee stain, phone number, note and $20 for sheets. safe to say i will not be calling.
Just found a bag of weed nailed to the door that my dealer dropped off since I wasn't home. God I love Boulder.
She didn't need to know her brother was thrown out of a bar for getting head on the dance floor. You're a shit head.
i like feelif swiord YOU ARE A GOD
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
BoomCity!!!
You don't have to text me that every time you have sex. I already heard you ring the gong.
He was dressed as a cowboy and he was dancing with my ex roommate. So I took his gun and pistol whipped him with it..then somehow we still slept together..
After a little too much, I decided public urination was a constitutional right.. Nearly got deported for that one
I feel as though I look like a mom with a substance abuse problem
I want a dick in my left hand and a Crunch Wrap Supreme in my right hand.
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