How do i write this on his wall without making it sound like he gave me an std?
he sounded really stupid. it was like his puke had a stutter, too.
The family from the blindsided came and talked to us last night. The dad owns 68 taco bells. You would have been so inspired
Yea. You cant just squeeze my balls. They are sensitive
i'm about to rub a glazed donut on my face just so it feels like you're here
We forgot to go back and get the brick YOU WANTED TO BRING INTO THE BAR?
The thumbs up barstamp on my hand is mocking my hangover with its positivity.
Sex should always be followed by Chinese food in bed.
For the sake of my mom, I can't sleep with two guys with the same name. She has a hard enough time keeping up as it is
Its official, if she bites your dick through your jeans, ya'll go together. A lesson you shouldn't have to learn after the fact.
We're just Facebook friends. Use guy logic. I tapped your wife in high school, 20 years and 60 lbs ago, when she was hot and experimental. Why would I mess with that now? It would ruin the vivid memories of her that I keep in my spank bank.
I will find you...
I'm not letting you use my bathroom unsupervised anymore. You peed in the sink thinking it was a urinal...
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
Ate his Chinese food and drank his beer and played with his chihuahua. All while wrapped in a towel while he was sleep.
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
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