Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
you said your puke was red because you were proud to be an american.
he saw my emergency pass-out-in-the-bathroom-after-drunken-puking cot in the bathroom.
I dated that bitch for 9 months and didnt get as much as a hand job. I met her sister last night for the first time and smashed that...twice
I respect that
All I've consumed over the last couple days is Vanilla Coke, semen, and Coors. I don't think today will be any different.
She has puke in her hair, is missing a shoe and is now crying. People trust her to be their child's teacher
I thought turtle was a code word for weed until he pulled out a baby turtle from his pocket and said "$20 for a turtle"
I just put fruit snacks in my sangria instead of real fruit. Its like freshman year all over again..
We couldn't afford sangria freshman year. We're lucky we had fruit snacks..
After we had sex he made me watch a Top Gun highlight video...
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
He was going down on me and all I could think about was how proud of me you'd be
My kid made a secret wish that you have a baby... Make good choices today!
Just looked at my bank statement. 9 out of 10 transactions on the first page were from 9 different bars. The 10th was for birth control pills at the pharmacy. I need to rethink my lifestyle.
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
Can you see if my straightener is in your refrigerator?
Yes. Its here..
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