listening to techno makes your hand move faster while masterbating
The sex was so good, I called my ex during the 2nd time just so he could hear. Is that mean?
I don't know if it was his cologne or his Jesus hair, but he was much more fuckable than last time I saw him.
Now that I think about it, it may have been the 6 pitchers of beer.
When the cop tells you to leave the pool, does that mean you have to put your bathing suit back on too?
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
Ok in all seriousness. Alcohol intake is now restricted for me. I found handcuffs in my trunk.
So the contents found in my winter coats this year: coat 1, condom and 10$. Coat 2, condom and 75$ check. Coat 3, 2.05$ and a sunflower seed.
Obviously coat 3 had the best time since you used the condom and all of the money
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
When you get shitfaced you find strippers when I get shitfaced I speak to woodland creatures, do you see the dilema?
I was in a penguin suit. Dick out. I am confident in the value of my pic.
Lol he touched my butt after his grad party and a shooting star went by. No kidding. My ass is mystical.
LEAVE ME AND MY NIPPLES ALONE
Everyone says she blew me in the bathroom, so I believe it, I just don't REMEMBER.
We're meant to be. Apparently God wants me to get dicked down pretty good too so I'm not complaining about destiny
Thought the acid was fake. Then my reflection didn't move when I did in the bathroom.
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