I have this horrible feeling I'm going to blackout tonight & only be able to say 'wasabi bobby' over & over again.
I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
Let's perk you up. I have a good PG joke and a picture of my penis while urinating. You pick.
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
People were stuck in the elevator screaming and freaking out. I banged on the door and yelled, "fire depart!" They got excited and then I ran away. lolz
Is it physically possible to shit out my own bone marrow? Because if not, then I need to see a doctor immediately.
Walking down the street trying to find the pants I had on last night
P.S. I just watched The Muppets. I feel like I just got a sadness enema.
Should we buy the taco bell before hand? Not having taco bell on Quattro de mayo isn't a risk I'm willing to take
The sun and I are not on speaking terms this morning
You fell out of the chair and then lifted your foot saying, "If my foot could give you the middle finger it would."
I have to remind myself to breathe. That hungover.
Always a gay best friend, never a bridesmaid
For the record you're an amazing lay and you have great taste in breakfast sandwiches
i feel like you should know pants are always optional
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