well recently, every guy I have hooked up with has been economy sized
that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
I think I'd remember a dick in my mouth
The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
Also I feel like 60% of our relationship is based on sausage mcmuffins.
You got the eggs out of the fridge and yelled "my chickens are beasts at making eggs" and then pegged them at the ceiling and at a couple who were making out
Would you feed me pudding while my fake tan dries?
Just talked to Kate. She said I called her on Friday night. She said I was crying for 5 minutes because we were parked in front of a fire hydrant.
It's take your daughter to work day... I really shouldn't be here right now
The goal for tonight is vagina. In and around. Doesn't matter who. How. Or why.
He really only has clothes, like 4 boogie boards, and a bong here.
So...I maybe walked across campus last night with my life size Joe Biden cut out.
I want your attention. I want your attention in the form of your penis inside my vagina.
Let's make this a nightly thing. You'll explain the Watergate scandal like you're telling me a bedtime story while I eat popcorn high as fuck
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
Randomize
