Wanted to apologize for chris browning you when you were on my computer.
Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
My glasses are somewhere in your living room. Also, my underwear might be in your bathroom or on or around your porch. Sorry.
She's trying to figure out what kind of dinosaur I am... Yay codeine.
Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
time for you to cut the loving, understanding, non-judgmental crap and say/do whatever it takes to make sure I never, ever, ever sleep with him again ever
tonight were gonna drink champagne and watch girls put themselves in awkward position
Currently studying Econ, while waiting outside current booty call's residence for him to return from the strip club. This is your fault.
the night probably should have been over when the guy let her fill out my mechanical bull waver for me because i couldn't read
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
I woke up at 3:30 this morning to pee. Luckily, I didn't have to travel far as I was asleep in my CLOSET on my yoga mat. Good news is I had a pillow...
She asked how comfortable I was with her while we were in the shower. She then proceeded to pee in said shower.
i just ran butt naked down the hall and someone highfived me. i love college.
So much for no-infidelity-fridays....
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