I'm pretty sure that he just gave me the ginger disease
Some kid just walked into class with his schedlue written on a keystone box.
I'm gonna have to fantasize about her dying just to get off.
We just took turns doing keg stands. 27 is way too old for this. Out of 5 of us, our best time was 9 seconds.
its safe to say i can delete the contact in my phone "brandon random bus make out" from spring break right?
We should celebrate the resignation of Berlusconi tonight with too many bottles of wine and sambuca. We're allies, right?
I'm remembering the time we thought it was a brilliant idea to put koolaid powder in shots of goldschlager
I had 2 bags of iv saline fuilds for brunch and the buffet at the strip club for dinner. happy easter.
What are we just gonna be those girls that get fucked in your parents basement and not get taken to dinner? I don't wanna be those girls.
I've slapped too many boys and done too many naked laps for it only to be 10:30pm
Hope you are okay. You were running down the street with shopping cart at one point and yelling "bitches aint shit!"
we had to invent a new word for how drunk I was last night
We decorated the tree, drank wine, and he went down on me with Christmas music on in the background. Christmas IS coming.
Sorry you uh had to see that last night. That's the problem with open fields, no privacy...
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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