I want you more than these girls want KFC
I just found $40 in the jeans I wore last night. PS I also found the jeans I wore last night.
i just deleted quailman, hot hawaiian dude, appalachian swimmer, and connecticut from my phone
He asked me to grab his balls and yell "thats a spicy meat-a-ball" Last time I do requests.
he said no sex till date three. i said the party was one, mcdonalds two and that i would take him with me to buy cigs for date three.
At this point do you think buying mom a pot plant would be funny or highly inappropriate?
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
How was your 8:30 class today?
Non existent. I just threw up in my water bottle on the bus.
I swear some just paged for more cock rings over the intercom.
as he was fingering me, all I was thinking about was how lucky his girlfriend is...
I just stood still on a stair at the train station expecting it to go down automatically like an escalator... Today's going to be a good day
He came on my pillow pet. That's unacceptable. I hate boys.
Well don't pass out under a Swedish flag and people won't make assumptions
after the ketamine those signs on the bathroom door had little meaning to us
Sorry. Im too sleepy to penis.
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