The world needs more lipstick lesbians, if anything.
I was wasted and lost so I called the cops and asked for directions. It seemed logical at the time
i have received so many congratulations texts this morning. sleeping with him really was a good decision.
There are babies in the room i shouldnt be high with babies in the room.
just heard someone say they saw a guy puke while riding a bike across campus without stopping
I don't know, but I don't want you to think its ok to show up at my house at 4 am with a gorilla suit and a bucket of pinnapple and think id be ok with it
He said he wanted to see my room, not my womb. It's a common mistake.
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
At the gym and this really hot trainer checked me out and was talking to his buddy about his workout. He then says "yeah man, like I'm doing so many reps- what's 7 times 7, 45?"
He was THIS close.
I was thinking that, but I'm not sure the proper etiquette on asking about someone's nipple rings. Even if you did see them and compliment them once.
The bad news is I fucked my exes girlfriend. The good news is I100% understand why he left me
I don't know who's more excited for you to come home. Me or my vagina
My Dicks been hard all day. Poor guy isn't used to vacation being over
I think I should've done my makeup before I took the acid. Because now I just feel silly looking at myself in the mirror
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