new years resolution, not be in jail at midnight for 3rd year in a row.
just watched the video of me leading you with a trail of french fries.
..She then engaged in what she called an "interpretive pole dance"
Honestly... isn't she a psych major? how does she go through life NOT realizing that everything she does is a cry for help?
I'll keep you from getting pregnant and you keep my papers gramaticallly correct
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
I think that's the first time Navy dress blues and a Ninja Turtles onesie have been involved in the same makeout.
Cleaning naked can be dangerous. Vacuum cord got stuck on my belly button ring...
I wouldn't call us friends exactly. Honestly I just hang out with him so I can hit on his girlfriend. They won't last long, and I'll be there to pick up the scraps
I'm a grown ass woman. Treat me like one. Fuckboy
Hungover on St. Patrick's Day. I did this backwards.
Gary just stuck his dick in his Guinness. I can't even make this up
Watch out for the bush at the end of your steps. it comes out of nowhere
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
You know you're more responsible when you turn down your bed and make a clear path to it before you go out..
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