It's pouring out. I am cold, wet, and miserable.... Kind of reminds me of our sleepover last night.
You're only the seventh guy she's ever kissed. Somesones gunna get EPICALLY stalked
You were so drunk that some guy dressed as Harry Potter pointed his wand at you and screamed "Accio SHITSHOW"
I forgot how hot balto sounded
No dude, you can't hot box a bus shelter.
you asked the janitor if you could ride his floor cleaner.
when we went to bed he asked me to hold his penis so he knew i was there for him
Do you remember some guy walking around the club saying "boner patrol" and smacking people in the dick?
Yeah, that was you
I don't remember much but I think I'm wearing your underwear, and for that, I am extremely grateful.
I just laughed at the word pudding. I have no idea whats going on right now.
I think id rather titty fuck an A cup than deal with what happened tonight again. shits depressing
I wish to strangle
whoa there darth vader
I'm using her Instagram as a way to know where in town she is so I can avoid her lol
I wanna borrow his axe at this point and cut my head open just to relieve some pressure
I can feel your judgement through the phone
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