Too bad my picture didn't come thru. It was one of me naked riding a unicorn with a wizard hat and a magic staff. And the unicorn had wings. And me too.
weddingsv make me drug and hornr
this is ridiculous... i look like a white version of MC Hammer...
She was giving me great head...... until I asked her how much this was going to cost.... she left abruptly
Wednesday. Otherwise known, to you at least, as "there are two gay men in my bed" day.
GOING OUT OF BUSINESS: we're having a foreclosure party tonight...We'll also be raffling off a washer/dryer, microwave and a white tiger head.
He cut part of his finger off. It was a consolation blow job.
hes out at the street wearing a tophat and a monocole and carrying a cane and greeting every car that drives by
he just went across the street and into someones house and we could hear him inviting them over from the front porch
We love you just as you are but we might love you more if we didn't have to post bail so often...
I only had sex with him so I could try to steal his roommate's cat, what kind of girl do you think I am?
HOW IS IT EARTHLY POSSIBLE TO DO THAT MUCH DAMAGE WITH JUST MY THUMBS?? HOW???
WHY ARE THERE NO BLACK EMOJIS? I CAN NEVER PROPERLY IDENTIFY MYSELF.
That BJ in the bathroom was definitely worth the $20 cover.
Jealous. I want an iud. Maybe there's a late night bodega that'll insert one for me
i stood outside in the bushes for thirty minutes. Do you know how many drunk guys pee in bushes at 2 am?
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