maybe touching the ground while going 70 wasn't such a great idea after all..
Is it just me or do I always seem to have cum in my bellybutton?
Nothing says true friendship like 2 people bonding over potentially having AIDS.
he was so high that he wouldn't speak to anybody for like 30 minutes, he'd only gobble, like a turkey.
I sent him a pic of my tits.. All he said was, "oh your sun burn"
So, we're going at it on the sink when a German kid walks in and starts brushing his teeth. I love hostel sex.
please dont ever try to drink horizontally again. I thought I was going to have to give you cpr
yeah i didn't know anyone, but i just walked in with a lit sparkler and wearing a budweiser shirt and someone handed me a beer.
I just want to have sex and eat oreos. and then take body shots. like everyday.
I feel like he better crank it up to level RG IV tomorrow. It's the fucking playoffs.
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
Some girl woke me up at 1:30 am looking for weed and the next thing I know I'm in a hot tub with 3 girls, 2 40's, and a blunt.
The not so cute guy next to me made me play Kid Rock on the jukebox but I'm a big believer in free drinks so I obliged.
Yep, you're going to hell.
I take on this great possibility with a beer in one hand and the girl I'm gonna fuck later in the other
I woke up with an eye patch on, someone else's sweatshirt on, and no pants on. I hope it was a good night.
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