So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
Lady came into work yesterday. Full on stache and beard. I've never concentrated on making eye contact harder in my life.
just came on the shower curtain. sorry housekeeping.
I thought we agreed I wasn't a screamer?
I'm drunk in class and I'm pretty sure the bible freak behind me is saying a prayer for me
she spent the whole night flailing her arms because "primates are the only species who can move their arms like that and we shouldn't waste it"
We totally just fucked in a closet. These vacations with his family are causing creativity I never thought I had.
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
I bought a 9 dollar purse from payless so if I throw up in it tomorrow, no biggie.
theres 5 guys on the side of the road with beads and their shirts off screaming at cars already.
Some people dream of being astronauts others dream of having genitalia that shines like Edward Cullen in the sun
He is 30 (that's 8 years older than I am) and uses more Emojis than I do. Problem?
Peanut butter fills the cracks of my heart
I just had a spiritual connection with my sweater and did ballet in the hallway. Alone. I'd say we're gonna chalk that up as a win for marijuana and call it a night
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