Soo....this goes on the list of odd coincidences. My gyno calls me while I'm going at it, leaves me a message. I check it later... thank God I tested negative.
We were busted for public indecency in the back of my car in the parking lot. This time we were just reading my Cosmo magazine.
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
i felt horrible..i wanted to somehow give him his vcard back
that's a non refundable transaction sweetheart
Her father's a cardiologist, her mom's a lawyer...she just went from a 5 to a 10 real quick.
no seriously. she's even got the premier of the real L word on her calendar at work. that lesbian.
Weve literally been going out drinking five days a week. That counts as a full time job right?
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
I just scored a new eye doctor and a date all in one email. BOOM!
Aaand now my client contact has seen your boobs.
I feel like my vagina was just in a fistfight.
Vodka, rum, moonshine, I don't care, just bring like 5gallons.
Do you feel better now that you've sent me a picture of your dick?
Yep.
I NEED A MOM FRIEND. NOW.
I ate her out and told her she tasted like pumpkin pie. She screamed that she hated pumpkins and started to cry
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