he whispered in my ear that he would be upstairs and i should come up. i stayed downstairs. he came back down and repeated to whisper in my ear. this happened about 5 times until he passed out.
I got so high last night I started crying because i couldn't stop thinking about how scary space is
you dialed the number "23" then talked to it for three minutes
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
"Whiskey Cheerios" was a terribly great idea.
There's a transgender game of twister in the basement...God doesnt want me to type this paper.
Please stop leaving drunk voicemails with your new black/Irish accent.
I only feel half bad for cheating on him because while we were fucking I was given great relationship advice and now I'm ready to work some things out.
Since I fall down so much at parties I've started doing this new thing where when I fall I just yell FLOOR PARTY and make people bring the party to me
Promise me you will not let me do anything sexual with or to a mini horse no matter how drunk we get. Ever.
I think weed is turning my hair brown
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
Im including "no monologues past 1am" in the list of apartment rules. Theatre majors dude.
the sex was good. her showing me pictures of her 4 year old daughter afterwards was not.
I'm at the fucking ritz Carlton and I would leave here to cuddle with her. Not even fuck, just cuddle. What th hell is wrong with me?
I think it's called love, bro
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