shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
Just got new surround sound speakers for my computer... I feel like I'm actually IN the porn now.
She was kinda tragic... like a puppy that runs into things. Cute but really stupid. So, yeah, I hit it.
Don't make me out to be the bad guy. You practically MADE me cum on your food.
it's my sixth sense. If there's an orgy within 20 miles of me i'll know about if. Or be a part of it.
no. it doesnt count as road head if youre parked
uh, 3 redbulls and 400mg of caffeine pills and i still feel like life is in slowmotion..lets not take tranquilizers again.
Well girls crying gets you hard so you're not really a good standard to me
Time for jim to play the "dont seriously consider pooping in the trash" game
Let me tell you the story of bicurious george
im questioning your sanity while also accepting your reality
He usually doesnt care about me cumming but last night he really tried, I feel that him going to the Womens March benefitted my sex life
nyquil+orgasm=very intense and oddly interesting
I just watched a magician wearing a fedora deep throat a balloon\n
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