i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
I wish they made sweatshirts for legs
you mean pants?
She accidentally pre-ordered us Dominos for the next day at 11:30am... we were very confused when we woke up.
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
You may see me on espn tomorrow drunk, half naked, and selling articles of clothing to rich cougars like i did last year, but i will NOT be drinking shitty beer
I meant to tell you earlier: bad life decision saturday has been moved wednesday this week
Hannah wants to know if she cant borrow your stats notes because she threw up on hers.
He was drinking hot tub water because i refused to get him a glass of water...
Dude, I think shitting blood should be a cause for concern not celebration that you had a great night.
I found you walking along the street hammered. You walked up said hi and handed me a beer.
You sent me a snapchat of you hugging a beer with the caption "best friend"
Like I respect him so much I would suck his dick
In a very non respectful way
Might call you tomorrow on a drunken hate filled rant, or just a normal hate filled rant, either way be ready.
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
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