I think the waitress doesn't beleive I have friends coming. I've had 4 drinks and a large salad just waiting for you guys.
At a Jewish lesbian wedding. I stick out like a sore, uncircumcised penis.
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
So my bf wanted to cum on my face and I let him. Afterwards I wiped some off, wiped it across his forehead and said, "The king has returned".
Im sorry that my initial plan of you grabbing his dick didnt work out but Im glad you grabbed his heart
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
He did leave his bud tall boy and 2 choco tacos, so not a total loss.
No apologies necessary. Just give me sex and Pop Tarts, and we'll call it even.
Who doesnt want to be Yoda? I mean seriously, how sweet would that be? Live to 400, not give a shit about love and all that, know fucking mind tricks and smoke awesome swamp weed. I'm down.
there may have been a blood oath never to speak of it again...only reason i can think of as to why there was a 1 inch bloody cut on my right boob
You're such a good friend. You send me pictures of your boobs when I'm sad. I will always appreciate that.
I named my Roomba after my pot dealer. I have a problem, don't i?
I'd say "I think I gave my TA chlamydia" is an accurate way to sum up my life.
I was afraid I was gonna get a URI, so I peed on his front porch.
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