im dirt poor will suck dick for halloween costume
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
cat food counts as protein by the way
Well he's not exactly single.. It's like an open relationship his wife doesn't know about
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
you yelled "who's job is it to keep me from breaking shit" and then immediately ripped off the molding as you fell down the stairs.
We invented "Diesel Bombs." They're supposed to be a bomb, but they come in a 20+ oz. glass and have a blackout record of 6 wins and 0 losses. Undoubtedly going to be the next Muhammed Ali of the drinking world.
I tried to fuck this guy who I'm pretty sure has an erectile dysfunction
I've awoken at 3am again, in a night terror, just thinking about how big his dick was.
i'm sitting in class and looking at who would die if all the fans suddenly fell from the ceiling. i guess i have next year to pass history..
I'm pretty sure at any given moment you could wring out my liver and get a couple of shots of jäger.
Also.. The Hobbit does not look like a cartoon. We were just too fucking high.
Awkward sister question: which game of thrones female left would you fuck?
Seriously I am not buying you condoms anymore. You're 22, if you aren't woman enough to buy them yourself then you don't deserve orgasms. Grow some tits.
i don't think the phrases "so shitty" & "taking care of my newborn" should be combined in the same sentence. leave it to her to make it possible eh?
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